fade

no door closed,

no words left behind,

just a silence stretching, a presence thinning 

a name I no longer say.

her fingers traced 

the rim of her steaming coffee cup 

as she gazed out the window 

of her 21st-floor apartment. 

the city pulsed, unbothered. 

the house clung to her, unwilling to let go.

pillow talk

"is love not a battle fought

between the sheets?", argued

the man

"then ours is a

rapid-fire shootout", remarked

the woman

*and that night they slept

with their backs toward each other*

home

“there is a little part of me I own”, said

the young girl

“why justify”, asked

the boy

“you smirked”, said

the girl

“because I couldn’t, the part you don’t”, said

the man

attempt #1

         do

        burn

    her     with

      the   lit

       candle

          or

       smash

     my head

      with the

   candlestick

   that proudly

   embraces it.

   instead,why

   not kill two

    birds with

    one stone

pretty sure the whole concept of mummy kasam came from the egyptians. enna rascala.

Hall Of Shame II

Robert Frost says....

The woods are lovely, dark and deep, 

but I have promises to keep, 

and miles to go before I sleep, 

and miles to go before I sleep.

I say, 

His shit is smelly, dark and deep,

but I have 75 percent attendence to keep, 

and miles to go before i reach, 

and miles to go before I reach. 

Hall Of Shame

We don't need no stinking bedroom,
We don't need no Potter soul.
No potti shotti in the bathroom,
Mogli, leave us kids alone
(Hey MOGLII!! Leave us kids alone)
All in all you're just another poop on the wall;
All in all you're just another poop on the wall.

Burp...

Fortune Cookie : You will be the centre of attraction today.

*Reads*

*Smiles*

*Enters client's office*

*Farts*

and there i burp!!!

Floyd- Hello.
Sahil- Hello.

Floyd- Is there anybody in there?
Sahil- No man, you are talking to a spirit.

Floyd- Just nod if you can hear me.
Sahil- ............

Floyd- Is there anyone home?
Sahil- You bloody jerk, who else has been nodding for so long, yer uncle?

Floyd- Come on, now. I hear you're feeling down.
Sahil- Ya right!! As if that isn't obvious enough, swami ji....

Floyd- Well I can ease your pain, get you on your feet again.
Sahil- Ohh!!! shit...sorry doctor sahib..i didn't recognise you...

Floyd- Relax.
Sahil- Surreee...

Floyd- I need some information first.Just the basic facts:

Sahil-You sucker!!! You aint my doctor... Aren't you the guy from Airtel??.... Gotchya ... kamine... Get lost or i'll suck the blood outta you...lossserrr!!!

PS- Not all posts are supposed to make sense, are they?...what are burps for then??